Has is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered troll.

Has created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Has, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Has, she will send you a sign.

Has' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Has' name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about bread.