Cethak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthinking gnu.

Cethak created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Cethak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cethak, she will turn you into a goat.

Cethak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cethak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. You must pray to Cethak seven times a day.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.