Wot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful porpoise.

Wot created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Wot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wot.

4. Retreat if five snails approach from the west.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing indigo stockings and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.