Legmitlanbut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic weasel.

Legmitlanbut created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Legmitlanbut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legmitlanbut, she will manifest in front of you.

Legmitlanbut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Legmitlanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Legmitlanbut on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing magenta kilts and balancing five silver spheres on your head.

5. Never wear cyan shirts.