Bopmignib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast crane.

Bopmignib created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Bopmignib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopmignib, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bopmignib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bopmignib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never paint your hands fawn.