Rigdav is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful hyena.

Rigdav created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigdav, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rigdav, it will be very sad.

Rigdav's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rigdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if three bats approach from the east.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rigdav on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing mauve shoes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.