Cisszagfemloopzedstafrakkap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest skunk.

Cisszagfemloopzedstafrakkap created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisszagfemloopzedstafrakkap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cisszagfemloopzedstafrakkap, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cisszagfemloopzedstafrakkap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cisszagfemloopzedstafrakkap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.