Larncadnul is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable centaur.

Larncadnul created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larncadnul, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larncadnul, she will turn you into a slug.

Larncadnul's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Larncadnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.