Gubmegnul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful hamster.

Gubmegnul created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubmegnul, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gubmegnul, he will cry a lot.

Gubmegnul's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gubmegnul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gubmegnul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. You must love Gubmegnul.

5. Never look at nebulae.