Dumlincib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive shrew.

Dumlincib created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumlincib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumlincib, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dumlincib's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dumlincib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green doves for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Dumlincib's priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Never look in ponds.