Bitstancud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring crane.

Bitstancud created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitstancud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bitstancud, it will not care.

Bitstancud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bitstancud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.