Tafnellved is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid butterfly.

Tafnellved created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Tafnellved, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tafnellved, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tafnellved's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tafnellved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the east.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafnellved.