Veenabgen Afsabsad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able fly.

Veenabgen Afsabsad created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Veenabgen Afsabsad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenabgen Afsabsad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Veenabgen Afsabsad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Veenabgen Afsabsad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Veenabgen Afsabsad loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never wear shirts.