Yoksafsab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful chicken.

Yoksafsab created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yoksafsab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoksafsab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yoksafsab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yoksafsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near seals while wearing turquoise coats and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.