Hathonbin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, staggering cobra.

Hathonbin created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hathonbin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hathonbin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hathonbin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hathonbin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hathonbin five times a day.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never jump in the presence of tapirs.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.