Wikdogfub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful parrot.

Wikdogfub created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdogfub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wikdogfub, she will turn you into a goat.

Wikdogfub's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wikdogfub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near goats while wearing black hats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.