Catdadfab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered goat.

Catdadfab created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catdadfab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Catdadfab, she will turn you into a dog.

Catdadfab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Catdadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed spinach to geese while wearing stockings.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.