Sinnargun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless swan.

Sinnargun created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnargun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinnargun, it will turn you into a mole.

Sinnargun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sinnargun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Sinnargun on top of important buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if six moths approach from the north.