Zanhitabwegshav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental dryad.

Zanhitabwegshav created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Zanhitabwegshav, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zanhitabwegshav, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Zanhitabwegshav's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zanhitabwegshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Zanhitabwegshav.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.