Nuttmanhub is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing
walrus.
Nuttmanhub created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttmanhub, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nuttmanhub, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Nuttmanhub's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Nuttmanhub's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear black clothing.
2. Do not dye your hair yellow.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never think about special relativity.
5. Do not speak about strawberries.