Fadtitgof is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm duck.

Fadtitgof created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtitgof, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fadtitgof, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fadtitgof's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fadtitgof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadtitgof.

2. Never paint your head indigo.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fadtitgof in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always obey Fadtitgof's priests.