Tarlimton is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, grumpy wombat.

Tarlimton created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarlimton, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tarlimton, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tarlimton's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tarlimton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tarlimton in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Tarlimton loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.