Hotstipzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured whale.

Hotstipzog created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hotstipzog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hotstipzog, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hotstipzog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hotstipzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotstipzog.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Hotstipzog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.