Bogqueegstig Konnatzod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying skunk.

Bogqueegstig Konnatzod created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogqueegstig Konnatzod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogqueegstig Konnatzod, he will curse you with boils.

Bogqueegstig Konnatzod's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bogqueegstig Konnatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.