Nadragligquag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty wren.

Nadragligquag created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nadragligquag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nadragligquag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nadragligquag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nadragligquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about dark matter near whales while wearing mauve tights and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.