Botgamkam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient pigeon.

Botgamkam created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Botgamkam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Botgamkam, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Botgamkam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Botgamkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never leap near dogs.

5. Never think about optics near pigs while wearing fawn rings and balancing four nickel spheres on your feet.