Davdinsas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet parrot.

Davdinsas created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Davdinsas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Davdinsas, it will turn you into a mouse.

Davdinsas' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Davdinsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Davdinsas nine times a day.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Davdinsas in the centre of the settlement.