Pibnellgum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong dingo.

Pibnellgum created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibnellgum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibnellgum, he will torture you forever.

Pibnellgum's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pibnellgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near voles while wearing magenta dresses.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing mauve shorts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your legs.