Pibyimfig Lansigbafhudbess is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain dragon.

Pibyimfig Lansigbafhudbess created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibyimfig Lansigbafhudbess, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pibyimfig Lansigbafhudbess, she will make you grow a tail.

Pibyimfig Lansigbafhudbess' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pibyimfig Lansigbafhudbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing magenta rings.

2. Never run near otters.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing pink trousers and balancing five copper spheres on your face.