Hunbuggon Raweetail is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful swan.

Hunbuggon Raweetail created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbuggon Raweetail, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hunbuggon Raweetail, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunbuggon Raweetail's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hunbuggon Raweetail's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.