Fedkenmon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak elephant.

Fedkenmon created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedkenmon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedkenmon, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fedkenmon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fedkenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near otters while wearing brown corsets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.