Mutdubmit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident parrot.

Mutdubmit created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutdubmit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mutdubmit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mutdubmit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mutdubmit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutdubmit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Mutdubmit on top of all buildings.