Tofrighudmob is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet salamander.

Tofrighudmob created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofrighudmob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tofrighudmob, it will turn you into a worm.

Tofrighudmob's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tofrighudmob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tofrighudmob.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never write about dark matter.