Didmon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Didmon created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didmon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Didmon, it will be very sad.

Didmon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Didmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to foxes while wearing white dresses.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Didmon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from cyan hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.