Hignulrag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless beaver.

Hignulrag created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hignulrag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hignulrag, he will think nothing of it.

Hignulrag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hignulrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.