Sasfadvag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered guinea pig.

Sasfadvag created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sasfadvag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sasfadvag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sasfadvag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sasfadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sasfadvag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.