Quatdussyart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent mongoose.

Quatdussyart created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatdussyart, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quatdussyart, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quatdussyart's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quatdussyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Never paint your back turquoise.

4. You must love Quatdussyart.

5. Never play with disobedient children.