Shavbugbet is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, idiotic wyvern.

Shavbugbet created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbugbet, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Shavbugbet, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Shavbugbet's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Shavbugbet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing orange corsets and balancing three titanium spheres on your face.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Shavbugbet in the centre of the settlement.