Dudcat Dapmisarm Yimbenvanveencidflam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident bat.

Dudcat Dapmisarm Yimbenvanveencidflam created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcat Dapmisarm Yimbenvanveencidflam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudcat Dapmisarm Yimbenvanveencidflam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dudcat Dapmisarm Yimbenvanveencidflam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dudcat Dapmisarm Yimbenvanveencidflam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine geese approach from the north.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Dudcat Dapmisarm Yimbenvanveencidflam loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudcat Dapmisarm Yimbenvanveencidflam.