Lenbifdap Monrotzim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent snake.

Lenbifdap Monrotzim created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenbifdap Monrotzim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lenbifdap Monrotzim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lenbifdap Monrotzim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lenbifdap Monrotzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Always take life seriously.