Kadhubbat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced spider.

Kadhubbat created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhubbat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kadhubbat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kadhubbat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kadhubbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kadhubbat.