Jontargtim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane mongoose.

Jontargtim created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jontargtim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jontargtim, it will strike you with lightening.

Jontargtim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jontargtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.