Botgeport is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic naga.

Botgeport created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Botgeport, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botgeport, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Botgeport's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Botgeport's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Botgeport on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing violet dresses.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botgeport.