Fasmillat is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil
mongoose.
Fasmillat created an atom eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fasmillat, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Fasmillat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fasmillat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Fasmillat's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about grapes.
2. Never write about photosynthesis.
3. Learn seven new languages a year.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Always help voles in need.