Tafxenham Damdingid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest dryad.

Tafxenham Damdingid created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafxenham Damdingid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tafxenham Damdingid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tafxenham Damdingid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tafxenham Damdingid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not keep three turtles in a large pit.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.