Yamquillrull is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring wolf.

Yamquillrull created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamquillrull, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yamquillrull, it will turn you into a dog.

Yamquillrull's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yamquillrull's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sheep approach from the east.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.