Sabquafster is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous donkey.

Sabquafster created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sabquafster, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabquafster, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sabquafster's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sabquafster's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.