Stanrat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil duck.

Stanrat created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanrat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stanrat, he will cry a lot.

Stanrat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.