Flabwad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate ferret.

Flabwad created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabwad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flabwad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flabwad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.