Mutpiblib Bodartyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome badger.

Mutpiblib Bodartyam created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutpiblib Bodartyam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mutpiblib Bodartyam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mutpiblib Bodartyam's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Mutpiblib Bodartyam's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from blue birds for they are unholy.

5. Always help porpoises.